Affini Domestication Guide

In Elize's defense, she had tried to warn that pompous captain that another jump attempt would make them explode. He just wouldn't listen to reason. It was nice to be smug in the few milliseconds that lead up to her death.

(Un)Fortunately for her, the totally-not-a-god hanging around on a higher dimension decided she wanted to take a field trip back to the real world for a bit—and, bonus points, she gets to save one human life in the process.

Now Elize has been captured by the same plant aliens that the Terran Accord have been trying to fight off (apparently they want to, like, 'domesticate' the galaxy or something?) and she has another plant alien in her head that's giving her all kinds of deranged ideas.

For example? Just how pretty the plant girl blushing on the other side of the pane of observation glass would look pinned to a wall for a kiss.

Affini Domestication Guide is a full-length novel (~90k words) set in the unpublished universe of GlitchyRobo's Human Domestication Guide. This work is an adult, erotic romance set in a universe centered around petplay dynamics between plant aliens and the various other species of the galaxy. It stars a trans, plural, butch lesbian protagonist and the most pathetically subby house plant who jaunts around in fake glasses and a lab coat to complete her doctor getup. Along the way, meet a cast entirely composed of other queer characters—humans, plants, bugs, and otherwise!

What's Different?

This version has been edited from the original that is available for free on Archive of Our Own to include the following:

• ~90k words of trans lesbian lovin'.
• Clean up of general formatting to provide a nice epub and PDF copy.
• A little bit more of Elize being a pervert throughout.
• The 'A' and 'B' side difference that appeared throughout the AO3 version has been folded into single chapters.
• A foreward, written by my darling love L.B. Stardust.
• A Who's Who of people aboard the Lycoridae.
• A letter from the author.

In addition, the art and fan art used for the book is available as a free PDF.

Content Warnings

Affini Domestication Guide is a work that contains explicit sex and takes place in a universe primarily focused on kink. The following content warnings are not exhaustive, but may give you an idea if this book is for you.

• Body horror
• Violence
• Nonconsensual/dubiously consensual sexual activities portrayed as arousing
• Sexual assault in a flashback portrayed as horrifying
• Bondage
• Drug use
• Internalized imperialism
• Sadomasochism
• Forcefemme
• Gratuitous mentions of girlsmell
• Monster fucking
• Biblically accurate plants
• A trans lesbian author’s disregard for men
• The cutest crystal bug you’ve ever seen

Special Thanks

My gratitude and love for the artists who created both fan art and assets for this work!

• Fluxom (https://fluxom.art)
• Alex Barr (https://dulceskull.com)
• Lemoncito (https://bsky.app/profile/lemoncitodraws.bsky.social)
• Feysynth/Eveepup (https://www.patreon.com/Feysynth)

Before You Go

P.S. All of the characters are trans. Yes, even the plants.